What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
when fruits forget how to fruit
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
new obsession ♆
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers
"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”